Me

MayaMaya Her brown eyes shimmer with excitement As she plays with much enjoyment. Her caramel fur is dry and coarse For she has not been bathed, of course.Maya
Her tongue bounces up and down As she pants and then sits down. Watching the ball, her eyes track It rolling away, and she wants to go back.
I may be considering joining the club if it's still active.
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Ryan: I can't see!
Prisoner: Take the waste basket off your head...
Ryan: *takes off waste basket* I still can't see!
Prisoner: Take the other one off...
From "Wrongfully Accused"
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For truth and pickles!
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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
~Albert Einstein
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For truth and pickles!
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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
~Albert Einstein
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For truth and pickles!
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